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That was in a way birth of a filmmaker, for me. Recalling the most memorable thing about the film, he shared: 'It was the Friday when the film released. So I think we should just let it be,' said the director, who has helmed 'Parmanu: The Story Of Pokhran' and 'The Zoya Factor' since then.Д«ut 2010, when 'Tere Bin Laden' released, will always be special for him. We tried something with 'Tere Bin Laden: Dead Or Alive', but it didn't work out. It's a winner.'No, I think let sleeping dogs lie.

Essentially, this would be a film about Will.I.Am living in someone's garden, infuriating everyone with his stupid clothes and terrible ideas. And all the characters could look exactly like them, too. However, there's still room for improvement, namely by hiring the Black Eyed Peas to do the music. On paper The Poddington Peas are perfect for a CGI makeover вЂ“ they're already just as small and annoying as Smurfs or Chipmunks. But who wants to watch Rozie N Blam, a kick-ass film about a couple of anatomically suggestive CGI rock stars riding around Detroit on motorbikes with the Jonas Brothers or something? That's right вЂ“ your kids do.

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Who wants to watch Rosie & Jim, a gently paced TV show about a couple of raggedy old accordion-playing puppets chugging around Birmingham on a canal boat with the man who invented Postman Pat? Nobody, that's who. Oh, and also they're probably all rappers now. Snufkin has been replaced with Katy Perry in a purple bikini and all the Moomins have mouths so they can do those weird little half-smirks that the kids seem to love so much. This will be remedied with Boomin' Moominz, a new CGI/live-action reimagining set in a disco that only plays Justin Bieber songs.

There was too much silence, Snufkin looked like a paedophile and the Moomins themselves were expressionless monstrosities. The problem with the Moomins is how creepy it was. That's why he needs to be drastically reimagined in Bagpuzz: Puzz It Real Good, where Bagpuss (now called Bagpuzz because the letter Z is cooler than the letter S) and his new sidekick MC Boompow Giraffe (voiced by Dr Dre) take a break from their jetset careers as millionaire R&B stars to go surfing on the moon or whatever. Old people might love Oliver Postgate's creation, but it hardly speaks to kids any more.

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I've located a few more pockets of innocent memories that Hollywood hasn't trampled over, and I shall now present them to you along with suggestions on how to update them in the most unnecessarily offensive вЂ“ and therefore lucrative вЂ“ way possible: Bagpuss Could the film industry be running out of ways to molest your happy childhood for money?

This should be perceived as nothing but a stark warning sign.

And now an also-ran such as Hong Kong Phooey is getting his own film. To make new films about popular characters such as Scooby Doo, Garfield, Yogi Bear and Alvin and the Chipmunks is one thing, but Marmaduke? The tedious 57-year-old newspaper comic strip? Who could have possibly wanted to sit through a film about that? As for The Smurfs, it's a sad day when Hollywood has to turn to Belgium for inspiration. Hollywood has so far made hundreds of millions of dollars by taking beloved cartoon characters from the past and turning them into grotesquely scatological wisecrackers in horrible baseball caps to the total dismay of everyone over the age of 25. The sheen of irony and misplaced nostalgia might have buoyed its reputation in recent years, but the fact is that Hong Kong Phooey was never anything more than a footnote in the story of Hanna-Barbera. The scripts were stale, the animation was jerky and every episode was basically identical. Even in its original form, Hong Kong Phooey was rubbish. There's no point fighting it.Д«ut there's a problem. Hollywood loves plundering old cartoons for ideas and, now that Shrek has finished, Eddie Murphy needs some voiceover work to stop him making a Norbit sequel. And of course Eddie Murphy will provide the voice of Hong Kong Phooey. And of course it'll blend CGI with live-action comedy. Of course there's going to be a Hong Kong Phooey film.

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